vamp in love

06.23.04 (1:20 pm)   [edit]
in the garden of eden,
you are the most beutiful flower
you are precious and priceless
a treasure
i would like to pleasure
you are a beuty i wish to caress
from your beutiful thighs
to your tender breast
you could light up the night
with a single smile
that will be seen shining all the way for a mile
if you were eve, than id be the apple
'cause your lips would be on me
than if you were juliet
id be the nurse
'cause you would always come to me to converse
your skin feels like silk
you make me strong like milk
my days of misery are over
you are my four leaf clover
[b]i love you[/b]
you are a sin, id be more than happy to commit

there happy, im not always a depressing suicidle person

the end of "man"kind

06.21.04 (1:29 pm)   [edit]
i was talking to my friend about how upset my ex made me, and we started to talk about how there was really no need for men, well, she's a lesbian, so she really has no need for men, so we started to talk about how she should wipe out all men,

this was the idea i came up with:

we should make a biological bomb, that will only trigger males, through a hormone, like testoterone, the way that viruses do.
for all you idiots= viruses only trigger specific organisms or cell, so we can create a viral type poison that will trigger the male hormone but not the female.
first, though, we should get one man of each natinality, that are healthy and capable of having children, then we could get 200 of the cutest guys in the world, we lock them up in a containment that will not allow the poison to enter. once all of the men are dead, we take the spern from all of the remaining men, and fertilize all of the women in the world.
finally a new generation will arise, in which women are the dominant gender, and history will be altered to make all of the most important people in the world humans, like martin lither king would be martina

real vampires

06.10.04 (10:49 am)   [edit]
Red blood cells contain iron, and too much iron is toxic. Over time, excessive iron leads to a condition known as hemochromatosis. You don't have to drink blood to get hemochroma-tosis. Most hemochromatosis sufferers have a genetic flaw that makes it hard for them to metabolize iron--it has nothing to do with their diet. But whatever the cause, hemochromatosis victims suffer from numerous health problems, including insulin-dependent diabetes.
Today, diabetes is treated with insulin, a natural hormone. Insulin allows the body to metabolize carbohydrates, allowing the patient to live a normal life. But a century ago, no effective treatment existed.
A century ago, diabetics died. Unable to convert carbohydrates to energy, the untreated diabetic slowly wasted away. Not a pretty way to go! The more I read, the more eerie--and familiar--the symptoms sounded:
• Severe weight loss
• Pale, clammy skin
• Elongation of the teeth (from receding gums)
• Ravenous hunger and extreme thirst
• A sweet, rotten odor
• Loss of hair
• Sensitivity to bright light and strong odors
• Confused, angry, aggressive behavior
• Coma
• Death.
I imagined what it might have been like in, say, eastern Europe in the Middle Ages...
A man is slowly dying of diabetes. As the disease destroys his body, he grows thin and deathly pale. His hair falls out. His teeth get longer, and his lips are red with blood from his bleeding gums. His behavior is erratic and deranged. He demands tremendous amounts of food and drink. Sunlight hurts his eyes. He is repelled by the strong odor of garlic. Eventually he falls into a coma. The village priest pronounces him dead, but a few hours later the man opens his eyes and climbs out of his coffin, confused and famished....
A stake through the heart might seem like a good idea to the frightened villagers. What if the vampire legends had their roots in the tragic demise of untreated diabetics? Right there I had my idea for a new type of vampire story.